Monday, August 15, 2011

Search terms

Blogger does this great thing and keeps track of the Search Keywords that people are using to find my blog. It's helpful sometimes, and other times it just makes me really laugh. I figured I'd share some of the list with you all :

Foster abba blog: I mentioned her once as an example of how adopting foster children can be challenging. People are obsessed with her I think

Insert bad movie title: makes sense

Negative adoption reunion: ok, I can see this. While I don’t classify my reunion with Shawn as negative, I think my reunion with Nicole could be considered as such. Shades of grey….

Privacy vs confidentiality: I posted about this

Adoption through cas stories: not really sure about this one

Adoptive parents coping adoption reunion: this probably isn't what they intended to find. BUT if adoptive parents come here and learn from my experience, than that's awesome

Adult movie title: yeah, not that kind of blog….

Bad adoptive parents story: my adoptive parents are awesome. So they came to the wrong blog.

Funny movies about confidentially: nope, try again!

Movie by title baby: not going to find that here

Movies these days that are awful: if my life was a movie, I could guarantee it would be awful but I don't think this is what you've been looking for

Post for my boyfriend: ok, I did blog about him…

Rip dances from a recital video: huh?

Super pumped: ok…..

Funny stories for reproduction: yeah, not sure what they were looking for

Movie titles and daughter: I'm a daughter to four parents so you're half there

Switched at birth awful: HAHAHAHAHAHA! The acting is certainly horrible but I'm still obsessed with this show...

Poor quality movies: if I were to make a movie out of my life it would be poor quality I'd bet

Unanswered prayers movie: and this is why it's nearly impossible to find what you are looking for on the web...

Any of you bloggers out there, do you have any really funny search terms you'd like to share?

6 comments:

  1. how about this? = "what it means to be a god mother", "baking school in seoul", "kimchi freezing", "is kimchi dirty".. my weiredest search terms so far I think...

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  2. I really have to wonder about what some people must think when they read these blogs when clearly they don't intend to come here.

    "what it means to be a god mother" Like what was this woman (I'm assuming it was a woman) thinking after reading your blog when clearly it has nothing to do with what she was looking for? LOL!

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  3. Oh, Lord....I have some real doozies. A lot are pornographic in nature, such as "real daughter sex". Umm, eeeww?

    My favorites and regulars from my "key word search" include:
    unicorn shitting
    skittle shitter
    rainbow farting
    anti-adoption
    bitch, please
    Phil Spector hair
    adoption disruption
    Charles Manson
    Pipi Longstocking
    I hate my real daughter
    real daughter failure

    Welcome to my world! Weeeeeeeeeeee!

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  4. Linda, I'm pretty sure my favorite in the list is either "bitch, please" or "I hate my real daughter". Classic!

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  5. Totally just got a new one to add:

    accidentally sending somebody inappropriate pics

    HAHAHAHAHA!

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  6. you guys crack me up!

    On of my all-time-favorites is

    "why can't adoptees be more grateful?"

    and, of course,

    "how to make an adoptee more grateful"

    How in the WORLD does my blog come up in search for that nonsense? lol

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